Yet another entry for the 'WTF men on the internet' files. I'm assuming this gentleman was looking to scam me out of some money as opposed to winning my heart or showing me his genitals. I don't know why my last two messages are showing as though he didn't read them; he did, and then he was immediately gone. I'm assuming Facebook caught him trying to scam in real time. Oh, well. It could have been fun, Chris. It could have been fun.